How to write a hit song

According to Clementine Press, this is the not-so-secret formula to rock ‘n’ roll glory. So for a mere $15, you could earn millions, spend it all on drink/drugs/dolly mixtures, date Hollywood starlets and eventually get fat, go into rehab or be found face down in your own vomit. (That came out a little bleaker than I thought it would.) However, if fame and fortune aren’t for you, it’s still a darn cool print to hang in your home.